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posts this and cries because i’m sorry school is up my ass„,
this is heavily inspired by zeborah’s cute itty bitty kitty!john feet
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S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods
“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”
fuck you
palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti
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Cosmo sex tip #548
as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
WRONG LEVER
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER
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she wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, but not for long because we are currently taking off our clothes surprise we’re lesbians
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friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
OH MY GOD IKJDIAJDILAJFLIFJIQ ILY
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Fishnets.
hot a what
Prays to the Homestuck Gods that this gets 8888 notes. ::::)
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i bet its hard for people to write homestuck troll smut since like half of the trolls cant even lay on their sides
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